Oh, Seth, I'm so sorry. But I'm sure you'll find some other intractable nuisance to rail against. ;-)

Congratulations. I thought you had increased your profile to Wikipedians too much to be judged non-notable, and were thus fated to be included forever.

Wikipedia should release the traffic stats or search query stats for all pages and use them as a metric for notability.

Anon: nuisances aren't in short supply :-)

Rogers: Apparently there's been some sort of sea-change in the attitudes of the Wikipolitbureau, they're willing to let some of the unhappy campers leave from the glorious Motherland.

Congratulations!